Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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