are you so shy because you have an std?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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