So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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