was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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