operation have a gay friend backfired
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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