Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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