Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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