The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
True college students do jello shots in the library
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