Kiss
Puke
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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