Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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