96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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