So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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