i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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