Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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