He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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