i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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