I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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