have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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