Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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