Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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