the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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