no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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