I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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