I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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