Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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