Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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