Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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