what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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