i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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