why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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