So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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