Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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