Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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