Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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