Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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