i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
