You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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