Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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