D3 body, D1 cock
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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