Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I understand Curling. That high.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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