i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just blew my weed a kiss
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize