And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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