She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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