I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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