Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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