You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You may now shotgun with the bride
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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