i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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