oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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