is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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