When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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