Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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