well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
we should paint friendship bongs
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