Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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