Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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