The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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