my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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