obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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