Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
